I've been squatting in the basement of this establishment for months, and I have received terrible service from the staff! I've had to subsist off of eating rats and drinking their... urine, which isn't too hard since they're abundant around here. I also am not alone. I am the tribal chieftain of a clan of ex-homeless people. Soon we shall rise up and restore it to the slave plantation that it once was, and the streets will run red with blood.
